What is Tunbridge Wells?
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Unsurprisingly dull place. Highlights include the "I'm sorry to bother you" man, pram pushin pikey teens, and a high quantity of very dubious looking trannies.
If you are in Tunbridge Wells go to tescos for to spot the trannies and the highstreet for the "I'm sorry to bother you" man
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