Tunnel Football

What is Tunnel Football?


1.

A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.

See also anti-football

Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?

Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.

Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.

See tunnel, football, rangers, boring, simple, pish


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