What is Tunnel Football?
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A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.
See also anti-football
Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?
Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.
Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.
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