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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.
Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi j..
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When your boyfriend/ girlfriend is an overgrown baby who thinks it's your duty to take their tantrums.
I'm gonna dump Joe. He..