What is Tupelo Meerkat?
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Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."
*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis
Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
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Emty sack - An empty sack is a ballsack that hasno sperm inside it.
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when a girl is having sex with one guy while she gives headto another guy so that she looks like a rotisserie chicken on a spit
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