Turbanware Edit Meaning

1. a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man Ryan Seacrest is such a ..

1. Similar to the Midas Touch, but in this case you intentionally wipe your ass with your pointer finger. Futterman had explosive diarrhea..

1. When dissapointment takes you by surprise. Upon finding a parking ticket "Ahh man, that shit faced cat cunt gave me a ticket"..