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When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.
"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will y..
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a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. o..
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White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.
The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes...