Turbo-failed

What is Turbo-failed?

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

See failure, loser, turbonegro, bad, worse

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