What is Turboisland?
1.
A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.
Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.
Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.
Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
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2.
A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.
Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.
Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.
Also known as "schizoisland"
"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"
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