Turboshit

What is Turboshit?


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The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.

You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.

See crap, shit, turd, log, brownie, nugget


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