Turbotony

What is Turbotony?


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An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

See metrosexual, mangina, fruity, lunchbox


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