What is Turbotony?
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An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.
Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.
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it's like smear the queer except its called sack the deepak
Let's play sack the deepak..
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havin sex while on xtc; the mixture of sexual fluids with xtc
Legit Chiller 1: Man, that was some insane honey flipping...
Legit Chill..