What is Turbotony?
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An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.
Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
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Another name for a woman's vagina or personal area
I can't wear my bathing suit, I didn't shave my quiddy-quaddy!
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A Male's testical That Looks Like It Is A Winkle Ball, With Stretchable Skin And Feels Like A Balloon Filled With Jello and Somethi..