What is Turd Abortion?
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The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.
Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.
I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.
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A colloquial Scottish term for England, often used when England has a different bank holiday from the rest of the United Kingdom and eve..
