Turd Alert

What is Turd Alert?

An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.

TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT

Alert Level: brown

Location: first stall, ladies room

Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)

MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs

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