Turd Alert

What is Turd Alert?

An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.

TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT

Alert Level: brown

Location: first stall, ladies room

Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)

MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs

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It's Time To D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel

1. Yu-gi-Ohs catch prase right before he duels, because he is mentally retarted. Me- Yu-Gi-Oh you have been bugging me all night Yu-Gi-Oh..

Oofah!

1. A term of complete surprise. Normally directed towards the physical description of the opposite sex. OOFAH! That was hot! or Hey Rola..

Huroko

1. A person's first homosexual feeling. Typically this happens during a man or woman's early teen years. I think I had a huroko..

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