Turd Alert

What is Turd Alert?

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An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.

TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT

Alert Level: brown

Location: first stall, ladies room

Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)

MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs

See turd, toilet, alert, email, stall
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