Turd Assault

What is Turd Assault?

1.

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

See turd, assault, poop, toilet, feces
56

Random Words:

Bunghole Chills
1. When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole. Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole..
Read more
Ass Chalk
1. After a long night of receiving anal sex the person wakes up the next morning long after it dries and farts wherein a puff of white smok..
Read more
Kisano
1. A kisano is an ultimate gaming powerhouse. This can refer to clans, players, or even games that are really fun. Dude ______ is straight..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free