What is Turd Assault?
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A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...
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a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it
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The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back
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