Turd Bagging

What is Turd Bagging?


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Similar to cheese baggingbut highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.

Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.

Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging

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