Turd Biscuit

What is Turd Biscuit?

A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.

Julia is so lucky, she unleashes turd biscuits on the dizzle, I'm so jealous.

See poop, turd, terd, shit, crap

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"

Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

See turd burger, wank biscuit, turd, biscuit, burger

1. A surprised face.For best effect, add a period between the two o's for a nose. "I just humped a car* "OO..." See ..

Zaac

1. the act of "tomahawking" or "supermaning" or even scrapping ones knee. holy fuck that was a fucking zaac and a half..

Gesichtsbesamung

1. noun, German word for cumshot into the face German: Dann war es Zeit für eine Gesichtsbesamug English: Then it wastime for a Gesich..

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