Turd Blossom

What is Turd Blossom?


1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.

2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.

3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."

2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."

3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

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1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"

2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

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When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

See dingleberry, turd, poop, dookie, bowel movement


(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

See brother, sibling, turd, turd blossom, t.b., teebs


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