Turd Broker

What is Turd Broker?

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.

Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?

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Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.

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After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

See dealer, dope man

Plew

1. A beaver skin, esp. one of prime quality. That's some high-class plew. See beaver, plew, skin, pelt, snatch, Sneep..

Squeezy

1. Sexual masturbation of the male penis resulting in ejaculation. My girlfriend didn't want to have sex last night, but I convinced ..

Final Destination-type Shit

1. 1) Any situation where the outcome could result in your undoing. Usually in some freaky ass accident, as seen in the Final Destination m..

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