What is Turd Burgler?
1.
A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
2.
When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
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3.
1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
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4.
The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
5.
one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
6.
Often used by Aussies to denote a
Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!
7.
person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night
There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?