Turd

What is Turd?


1.

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.

Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even

loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet

Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

2.

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

3.

A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!

HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!

dude, that turd looks like Clinton

4.

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

5.

Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrementoriginating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T

2. A short form of the word " bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".

1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."

2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!

6.

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

7.

Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.

Dude, quit being a turd.

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