Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

Of Peace

1. Suffix used to refer to something which produces results that ironically differ from its stated goals. Originally stemmed from Islam ..

Exspensiver

1. "More Exspensive" as the white people say. " The diamond was exspensiver than the pearl." See money, price, rich..

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