What is Turd Catcher?
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A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.
Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.
Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.
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Random Words:
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Basically a flaming homosexual who has copious amounts of campness for all to see and mock.
Who was that fag ass out last night?
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