Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Natg

1. shot for "not all that great" 2. N.iggaz A.gainst T.he G.overnment - a late 90s internet organization. NATG just owned you!..

Damnass

1. A combination of the two curses. Used when either of them alone do not totally encompass the feelings of a person. Other variants are fu..

Uprockin'

1. Very good, very cool, etc. A derivation from the expression Rockin' and has a similar meaning. "Hey, check this out, I just ..

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