Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Quenby

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Quimga

1. something with idiotic attributes or relating to moronic thoughts or ideas That quimga stole my car! Kill him! 1. something with idio..

Ass Pull

1. Typically this phrase is used when someone invents data or facts to support their argument. Said another way, to "pull something o..

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