Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Zza

1. Slang for Pizza. As seen in Family Guy on a blind date spoof with Stewie. Stewie: So did you want to get some zza? Girl(thinking): Pi..

Iats

1. Stands for: I'm about to slit "Stfu emo" "STFU IATS" See iats, slit, emo..

Fcm

1. FCM literally means "Five Cock Minimum", it is used to describe something that is incredibly homosexual. To FCM someone is to,..

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