Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Zizzle

1. A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo. Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette? Nizzle, pa..

Joyce

1. A verb, meaning to lead someone on and then crush his or her heart like a heartless, souless, biatch that does pineapples and your siste..

Turkey #4

1. A character from South Park whom Jerry Seinfeld did the voice for. Jerry's manager wasn't happy, but Jerry just wanted to be a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turd Catcher Edit Meaning