Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Falopiatian

1. a mexican who lives in or previously lived in some ones vagina my cousin Juan is a falopiatian. See vagina, tube, mexican, peanut butt..

Varietish

1. Something that has some, but not a lot of, variety. Deborah, you have a rather varietish collection of pens in your pen cup. See diver..

10:53

1. Time for Buttsex "Hey guys it's 10:53!" See buttsex, anal, sex, rape 2. A joke where you invite a freind over at 10:5..

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