Turd Catcher

What is Turd Catcher?

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

See splash guard

Simbian

1. assuming darwins theory that we evolved from apes a simbian is people who exhibit "monkey see monkey do" type attitudes as in ..

Umpteenth

1. adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang) David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time See many..

Vasu

1. Vasu is a traditional name used in the house hold in India and else where please try to be like vasu See good, cool guy..

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