Turd Counter

What is Turd Counter?


1.

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

See shape, color


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