Turd Counter

What is Turd Counter?


1.

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

See shape, color


64

Random Words:

1. to be certified to smoke a zoot. to reveal your true self. im officially zootified. See zoot, baked, flying, stoned, high, sober..
1. A double team move in which one guy pours salt in the cunt and eat it out while the other guy eats heinz 57 out of the bitch's ass...
1. Anti-Matter bomb. Capable of destroying New York with only one. Penguinwill create this superweapon and use it against all who oppose th..