What is Turd Crimp?
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1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a
Philly Fake Out last night."
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(1) to molder lazily on the couch. (2) to be sloth-like. (3) to lounge purposlessly, often associated with procrastination.
monotonici..
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is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.
common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
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Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
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