What is Turd Crimp?
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1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a
Philly Fake Out last night."
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To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.
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verb/noun often used to express iritability though inability to explain something
Monique: Why don't you trust her as much anymore..
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A term used when getting one's attention, or when one is unable to hear anything.
So I went to the beach...
I'm sorry, choco..
