What is Turd Curling?
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Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
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A very macho, manly man kind of guy. The kind of guy who would rescue you if you were hanging off the edge of a burning building.
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