What is Turd Curling?
1.
Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
See
Random Words:
1.
A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the inten..
1.
Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.
Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips wh..
