What is Turd Curling?
1.
Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
See
Random Words:
1.
Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand..
1.
Someone who joins a game of volleyball with total ignorace of the game's rules.
I had to leave...Volleytards took over the game.
..
