Turd Curling

What is Turd Curling?


1.

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

See turd, curling, shit, scat, crap, crud


36

Random Words:

1. 1.Errant pube escaping the clutches of a ladies swimsuit. 2.Very thin Line 1. "Cor look at that bird, yeah but check out those sp..
1. Many overweight people. Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons! See harpoon, harpoons, big, heavy, fat..
1. An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are. Typical East Bay E..