What is Turd Curling?
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Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.
I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.
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For when a bitch just doesnt get the clue. Tell her you want to "work it out", and procede to work your way into make up sex...
