Turd Dildo

What is Turd Dildo?


1.

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

See stinknugget

2.

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.

2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.

3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.

4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.

5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.

2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .

3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.

4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.

5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

See toe

3.

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.


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