Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Errday

1. Everyday Guy 1: Hey man, when do you work. Guy 2: I work errday See everyday, erday, day, every 2. When arriving or leaving a dest..

Bachelor Breakfast

1. Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table. My dad dri..

Naggarette

1. female complainer asher j : nez, stop driving like a mental. i banged myself all over the door. nez : put your seatbelt on and stop be..

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