Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Jizzlobber

1. The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice. I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber! 2. a male masturba..

V W

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Queens-nassau Border

1. "paved roads such as the Union Turnpike" THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike as..

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