Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Zoofy Boots

1. code name for marijuana lets go smoke some Zoofy Boots ...? See weed, pot, buddah, marijuana, herb..

Hairam

1. A girl who tends to gag and make goat noises on the phone. Hairam's are very bubbly and tend to be clutsy and step in doggy doo doo..

Tandom

1. A gay guy or lezbian :insult boy:he is so tandom girl:omg she is so tandom See funny, great, hi..

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