Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Testified

1. When your testicles are being touched "Dude my grandma just testified me!" See testi, obe, ballsack, feel up..

Last-dollar

1. When you're at the strip club and you leave your dollar(s) in front of you on the dance stage, only for her last song to end before..

Ilf-abet

1. The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game result..

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