Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Zero Dark Hundred

1. term arising from the military use of a 24 hour clock (0800 for 8 AM and 2000 for 8 PM- for those people who can't tell if its day ..

Cuntinental

1. Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey Europ..

Fagg

1. one who is so gay, that one "g" just wasnt enough, so that person becomes a fagg scumbag 1: dude james is fuckin queer scumb..

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