Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

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Zhenya

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Zukueferaldoz

1. when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out (p.s..

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