Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

Ass-rocket Drunk

1. When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off. "What ho, ..

Mississippi Deathwish

1. You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. Yo..

Jizzpiss

1. when you jizz and then piss afterwards "Man last night I let out a jizzpiss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that"..

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