Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

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Geraldoh

1. One who has sexual intercourse with his mother. The geraldoh was caught with his mother...

Calateral

1. aka, hardcore or extream. dude, did ya c that. that was calateral. stop being so calateral. your scaring the chewbaccas...

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