Turd Dystocia

What is Turd Dystocia?

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

See constipation, bm, shit

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Va-va

1. a vagina. a vag. a dumbass. a person who is acting like a vagina. "you va-va." "u saw your sisters va-va?"..

Bird Turds

1. The secretion from the male penis when arroused. "Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave". "When i was younger,..

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