Turd Fergason

What is Turd Fergason?

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

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