What is Turd Fishing?
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Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
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