Turd Floater

What is Turd Floater?


1.

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.

Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!

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2.

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

See rain, texas, weather, funny


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