Turd Gobbler

What is Turd Gobbler?


1.

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

See gas guzzler, turd burner, crate, junker

2.

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.

"Man I met this chickwho was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"

See turd, gobbler, gobble, shit, ass, scat, anus


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