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When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the leng..
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(n) Country music influenced by lesbian philosophy.
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When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mou..