What is Turd Gurgler?
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1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.
Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.
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Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.
For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"
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Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing.
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