Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

Gorrilla Fist

1. To forcefully shove a fist, or fists, into another persons anus. Debbie cried when I Gorrilla fisted her last night. See fist, gorrill..

Virgin Punk

1. A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate. Eve never popped Adams ..

Navy Shower

1. When taking a shower get in, turn water on, get wet, turn water off, lather, turn water on, rinse, get out. In the effort of..

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