Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

Vanity Travel

1. Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home. Elroy just got back from..

J Crew Jumblies

1. Yet another word for breasts. This one applies to the perky versions often found in tight trendy sweaters. Check out the J Crew Jumblie..

Blenderplay

1. (n.) The use of blenders in autoerotic stimulation, usually involving external male genitalia. Frank lost his testicles after an unple..

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