Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

D4m

1. Short for "devastating for morale". Used to describe excessively painful/uncomfortable events. Husband: "OMG, we lost a..

Skittledicking

1. The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job. I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the ra..

Plum Goobered

1. Just as happy as all heck. Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him. See happy, exuber..

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