Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

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Zamboni Driver

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Poopstotch

1. A very rare, and strange phenomenon in which instead of shitting out of your behind, you shit out of your befront. Guy 1: "Hey do..

Neo Trinity

1. Pain1,Pain2, and Pain 3 including Goatse, Tubgirl, and HF. No! Not the Neo Trinity!..

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