Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

W2wr

1. Wall-to-Wall Ratio N. On popular social-networking website Facebook, the proportion of posts between two users/"friends." The..

Inattentive To The Road's Needs

1. The official reason the chicken crossed the road. After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclu..

Yoat

1. The stuff that oozes from the rectum following butt sex. (mixture of blood and semen) Hey baby, why don't you come over here and ..

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