Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

Souder

1. Recieving a blowjobwhile playing a video game(s). (preferably a console such as Xbox 360). Where as the receiver is not paying attention..

Rumpie

1. A guy with an attractive and notably hairless butt. Regardless of what they believe, only about one man in ten is a genuine rumpie...

Raspberry Doughnut

1. this is where a girl is giving a man oral pleasure and right before he comes he pulls it out of her mouth. then he hits her in the nose ..

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