Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

Hell Far

1. An exclamation of anger or frustration usually exclaimed by people of Redneck heritage. Hell far! Why did a deer have to hit my truck?..

Shishkabob

1. n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thru..

Anal Dwarf

1. a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf! See midgets, ..

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