Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

E-badass

1. Someone who brags about being the bomb in internet sim games, but who couldn't fight his/her way out of a paper bag in real life. ..

Portuguese Hot Plate

1. The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose..

Useless Whore

1. A socialite that inspires young women to party and be of no use to anyone. Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan or any other use..

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