Turd Hammock

What is Turd Hammock?

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

See shitty pants, skid marks

Louisiana Jack Hammer

1. getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off. "ugh dude..

Mong Fish

1. a person whom mings for england. ur mums a double helping of mong fish..

Zigged

1. the after effect of zigging - to be grabbed in a pincer like grip and flung using the thumb and fore finger. you just got zigged by jac..

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