Turd Laces

What is Turd Laces?

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.

Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.

See turd, poop, dump, crap, defecate

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