What is Turd Lancer?
(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.
Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
See shit, lancer, turd, doodie, poo