Turd Lapper Edit Meaning

1. A party in which Multiple vampires will feed on a single victim Usually for the purpose of speeding up the turning of the victim to a va..

1. a general feeling of retardation or severe screw up. Oliver "do you know we have to get our assignments in by tomorrow morning at ..

1. When a woman (or a very odd man) uses a vibrating dilldo to have an orgasm. It is a combination of the word masturbate (mastur) and the..