Turd Lapper Edit Meaning

1. a vagina with loose lips i had a lapdance and she had a right gaping axe wound..

1. A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfa..

1. To perform oral sex on your gals fajita ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum an..