Turd Lapper Edit Meaning

1. What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be pa..

1. the combination of a whore and a pimp. Kelly is a particularly fine-ass whimp. See pimp, whore, prostitute, kelly, whimp..

1. Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes. Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally l..