Turd Lapper Edit Meaning

1. The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds. Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night. See zeke, zekeing, spe..

1. the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies baseball g..

1. An incrediby fat person who has pigeons roosting in her chin. She did have a glass eye but she ate it, so now she stores snacks in the e..