Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Liquored

1. Drunk. Very Drunk. drunk Bobby was so liquored last Friday, he took that ho Jenny home. See drunk, fucked up, shit faced, hammered..

Kalabazooloo

1. An expression used after kissing a really fat girl drunkenly at a party "*Kiss, Kiss* Whooooah, Kalabazooloo" See kalabazool..

Labia Dance

1. This is the dance you do when your labia has been caught on fire and your skin is starting to scorch. This can be caused by friction bet..

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