Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Uternuts

1. A slang term for the female genitalia. "She pissed me off so much I had to kick her right in the uternuts!" See nuts, ovarie..

Repellent

1. One of your friends in a group who tends to scare away girls most of the time because he's an idiot around them. I was with a few ..

Breastmerize

1. When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts. If you see a chick with great boobs..

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