Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

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Ass Baby

1. 1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity. 2. A human so hideou..

Hetrometer

1. n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual. His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer..

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