Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

1. the lower part of a males body known as the genitals come here boy play with my jimmy-mc-fiddlestick See jimmy-mc-fiddlestick, mc, fid..

Floofer

1. A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit. Kevin Floofed his chest ha..

Turd A Care

1. To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care. You could at least turd a care that today's my last d..

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