Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Vagina Blanket

1. excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way 2. a SUGAR cone ..

Big-lipped Alligator Moment

1. Named for a scene from the animated film "All Dogs Go To Heaven" featuring an alligator singing an over the top musical number..

Sphincter Sauce

1. The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition. On a hot day, I could feel the..

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