Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Self Sucker

1. a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this! last night, i watched jeff turn into a sel..

Shannonball

1. An ordinary cannonball misnamed to upset/anger people within a close proximity of you. While doing a cannonball you must exclaim "s..

[slurple]

1. to slurp a girls vagina and lick it i am going to slurplethat girls vagina See lick, suck, drink, finger, sex..

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