Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Bullshift

1. for jobs that involve shiftwork, getting assigned an undesirable shift. My supervisor gave me the three o'clock bullshift tomorrow..

Two Ball Screwball

1. the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles. dude i two ball screwb..

Hero

1. Defined in the movie Serenity: A hero is someone who gets a lot of OTHER people killed. Billy, don't be a hero. See saviour, bra..

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