Turd Magnets

What is Turd Magnets?

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

Volcanoing

1. The name given to the occasion when, for whatever reason, your beverage fizzes or froths over the top of it's container. "Dud..

Riding Stanky

1. when your car still smells like marijuana from being smoked in at an earlier date yo i got pulled over today i had nothing on me but i ..

Slow Jerk

1. A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to b..

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