What is Turd Master?
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Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!
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A person who cannot locate the United States given a map of the world; someone who is so absent-minded as to have no care for their own ..