Turd Merchant

What is Turd Merchant?

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

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