Turd Merchant

What is Turd Merchant?

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

Quife Eater`

1. NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult. Bob: I hate you Nick: Shut the hell up ..

Earthto

1. A no brained human being who has yet to realize that they have landed on earth. They continually breeze in and out of consciousness. T..

Keft

1. to pass gas, to rip, to trump Commonly used in the classroom after someone just let rip a major eggy fart: "OHHH! Who's keft..

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