What is Turd Merchant?
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Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
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A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the
There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!
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After ejaculating into one's own hand. You then wind up, as a pitcher would, and throw your seed at a woman, hopefully hitting her ..
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Something that is truly gross, but you would still fuck it.
That girl's face is grossdelagross...
