Turd Merchant

What is Turd Merchant?


1.

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

2.

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!


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