Turd Merchant

What is Turd Merchant?

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

[shady]

1. To avoid people in an obvious way. That's so shadyif we stay in my room and get high all day. Why wont you return any of my calls..

Valley Of The Sun

1. Basically the whole Phoenix, Arizona area. Phoenix, Tempe, Mesa, Scottsdale, Chandler, Glendale, and many more towns are in the "V..

Opposite Sex

1. The opposite of sex (i.e. World of Warcraft). John: Hey dude, did you have teh sex on the weekend? Melvin: No, I had opposite sex. Jo..

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