Turd Morgue

What is Turd Morgue?


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Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnleyvillage center, where small numbers of hill-trollsspend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.

A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money

A place where dinglesdwell (in small numbers)

A butt of many peoples jokes.

See burnley, burnley fc, hill-troll, dingle


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