What is Turd Murderer?
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–noun Slang: Vulgar.
1. one who murders turds.
2. a turd pounder.
3. one who spreads excrement in a manner that is consistent with a violent crime scene
After the janitor discover the crime scene in the bathroom, he called the police. Upon arrival at the crime scene, the detective said to the janitor, "It looks like the turd murderer has struck again!".
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