Turd Necklace

What is Turd Necklace?


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A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.

-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.

-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

See nerd, tool, dork, cock blocker


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