Turd Pants

What is Turd Pants?


1.

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

See douchebag, poop pusher, ass hat, ass bandit


94

Random Words:

1. When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage. Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen...
1. A somewhat popular clothing brand that produces pretty good clothes for preteens and teens. Jayke: Dude, I got this awesome T-shirt wit..
1. Unpleasant, not happy, so angry that you might Hulk out on Freddie Prinze Jr. Beer in my cereal makes me pretty unhapinated. See yuko..