What is Turd Pants?
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Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
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One who frequently engages in anal sex.
"You faggot ass turd puncher you"..
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A 7-11 like market, where an ethnic man, perferebly arabian and indian, works. People stop there to get quick food, hence the name, quic..
