What is Turd Pants?
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Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
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Someone who saves the world from unparalleled danger; a hero. Also known as a Savior of the Light.
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noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.
woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'
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