What is Turd Pants?
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Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
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... it's the only way to be sure.
Typically used as "nuke IT from orbit," but seen in other forms.
Tom: OMG, the HForum..
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Any part of Piedmont thats above Highland Ave, rich and/or upper class residents live here
Guy 1: yea, i live in upper piedmont
Guy 2:..
