Turd Pants

What is Turd Pants?


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Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

See douchebag, poop pusher, ass hat, ass bandit


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