Turd Pirate

What is Turd Pirate?


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1. somebody who pirates turds for their personal benefit and enjoyment

2. somebody who loves to play with assholes

God, that guy is a total turd pirate, he couldn't keep his face out of my butt!

See ass, asshole, butt, turd cutter, ass pirate


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