Turd Polish

What is Turd Polish?

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

See turd polishing, hooptie, pinto, chevette

Fart Brain

1. 1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains..

Fucknear

1. a close call a wake up call As we were driving we fucknear hit a deer! That kid fucknear drowned! Oh My!I thought I was fucknear go..

Mouth Employment

1. Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc "That was a cracking Mouth Employment" See blow job, head, nosh, suck off, chug..

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