Turd Polish

What is Turd Polish?

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

See turd polishing, hooptie, pinto, chevette

4-9-3-11

1. The numbers represent letters of the alphabet; 4 is D, 9 is I, and so on. These numbers spell "dick". I be comin' throug..

Risky Picks

1. The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe. Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wad..

Chrismahannukwanzadan

1. A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (exc..

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