Turd Polish

What is Turd Polish?

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

See turd polishing, hooptie, pinto, chevette

Fuck Puddle

1. The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed. I came back from the bathro..

Catch Some Zeds

1. Simply means, just trying to get some sleep. Damn...I haven't slept for 36 hours, I'm going to try to catch some zeds. See s..

Reyalk

1. The best wolfenstein player ever. Player1: OMG! look Reyalk is playing! Player2: *Dies* Player3: OMGWTFBBQBRBAFK Player4: *Runs away..

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