Turd Polish

What is Turd Polish?

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

See turd polishing, hooptie, pinto, chevette

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