Turd Programmer

What is Turd Programmer?

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

See poop, turds, crap, caca

Pull It Up

1. to come up to the band director to hear what he has to say. Often used for the hornline & sometimes drumline. Pull it up to the tow..

Deport The Refugees

1. Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people. Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees. See jerkoff..

Brain Job

1. A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not. That girl is such a brain job. S..

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