Turd Punt

What is Turd Punt?


1.

Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.

That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.

See jumping on the grenade, taking one for the team, stratocaster

2.

Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn

person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!

person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!

See poof, turd, batman, chuck norris, teenage mutant ninja turtles


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