What is Turd Sandwich?
1.
A presidential canidate.
A Zei Kirin.
Bush is a total turd sandwich.
Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).
2.
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot
blumpkin , the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
3.
Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.
"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
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4.
A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
5.
someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD
Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.
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6.
A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce
i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green
7.
An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.
"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"
"gross"
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