Turd Sandwich

What is Turd Sandwich?


1.

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

2.

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

3.

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

See shit taco, jimmy jack, narry

4.

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

5.

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

See stupid, dumb, idiot, dumbass

6.

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

7.

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

See dirty sanchez, hitlers, crap, obscene


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