Turd Sandwiches

What is Turd Sandwiches?

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

See oh shit, crap, oh no, not good, fuck, shit, ouch, damn, hell

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Penispincher

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