Turd Sandwiches

What is Turd Sandwiches?

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

See oh shit, crap, oh no, not good, fuck, shit, ouch, damn, hell

Air Deuce

1. A fart, from the slang term number 2 as in shit, deuce=2 air=gas i just dropped an air deuce..

Lay By

1. When a chick is hot but couple of year younger than you, you put a “lay-by” on her so when she’s older, you can be in first! wen ur mat..

Shower Pocket

1. someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche. "oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!" "is it ju..

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