Turd Sandwiches

What is Turd Sandwiches?

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

See oh shit, crap, oh no, not good, fuck, shit, ouch, damn, hell

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Perdew

1. very homosexual...i mean, beyond gay...richard simmons looks at a perdew and says, "wow, what a queer -- now let's do 20 jumpi..

Voldemort Squeezer

1. when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth. I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Sq..

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