Turd Sandwiches

What is Turd Sandwiches?

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

See oh shit, crap, oh no, not good, fuck, shit, ouch, damn, hell

Zoeescott

1. a fat composition of lard and what appears to be two legs and a head, maybe some arms.. that if she in fact was asked to enter Noah&apos..

Nut Flapping

1. Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nu..

Bogtwat

1. n. latin: bogimustwatimus; a dirty, naughty, skunkasshoe vagina Her bogtwat was rank, it made me dry heave See bog, twat, latin, hoe, ..

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