Turd Scampi

What is Turd Scampi?


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Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

See turd, shrimp, scampi, old, hard


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