Turd Scampi

What is Turd Scampi?

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

See turd, shrimp, scampi, old, hard

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