What is Turd Scampi?
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Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.
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