What is Turd Slurry?
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The brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your anus during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. Known causes: beer (in large enough quantities), Mexican food (in any quantity), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, Mexican food places, etc.), and from having sex with ugly women (or so I've heard).
Mary was mad at Joe because he stole her stapler. She confronted him and said "hey, Joe, why don't you go suck down a turd slurry."
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A woman's butt that giggles when she walks.
"Hey dude, get a look at that woman's jello-butt"..
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When someone will kick someones ass.
Neil: Greg why are you so fat,
Greg: Want me to open up a can of woop ass on you???
See ownt, pw..
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someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)
yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser..
